Rant diddy Rant Rant

Finally, a time to type again! Not that anything uber (wait, didn't I complain about that word previously? and now I use it again, ok I'm an uber idiot) fun or exciting has happened.

OK actually I had an interview for a "real job" Monday. Sooo I guess that's something. I CANNOT believe the questions they asked me! I mean for three hours I sit there going though "Name a time when you were working in a diverse group, what were the challenges, the rewards" And of course all I can think of is the time where I was in a school project with a stripper.....right.....
I'm a moron. Well at least a I BS'd well. I think. They said they would be calling in a few days. How long is that? A few? I hate uncertainties. A guy at work told me a "couple" is two, a "few" is three, and a "quadrapple +" is four or more. At least that made me smile. I could see my self in an interview and them telling me that they will call me in a "quadrapple +" amount of days. But wait, today is Thursday! Does that mean....its been, by his definition, a "few" days...today? The annoyance of it all!

Imagine a situation. You are drunk, though you are drunk you are just sitting there and a friend approaches and, since you are drunk, you say something that's been on your mind for a while. Any number of things "I really think so and so is wrong for you" "I think that dress is awful". Right, and you know that the next day you are utterly doomed because you let your inhibitions down and said something that normally no conscious person would say in their right mind to a friend! Right? OK, now imagine that exact same situation, MINUS alcohol! WHY IN GODS NAME TO PEOPLE SAY THINGS THEY HAVE NO RIGHT TO SAY? Hmmmmm? I mean I've seen plenty of people a bit on the buzzed side say dumb shit. But totally sober? There has to be a problem there. Why do I rant? Because there is a certain someone at my job who thinks that they can say whatsoever they want without offending. Either that or they are just dumb. So far this person has said to me "Oh...You're married now, probably means you'll start popping out kids and will never finish school". OK, that's an annoying observation. But here is the one that no person should ever ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER say. Specifically to a female! He says "Gee Court, looks like you've put on some weight lately, I can see you are rounding out in the middle." WHY? I mean even if I had gained 100lbs WHY? YOU NEVER say that to a woman!!!!!! And, for the record I recently lost 5 lbs! When I told him this he said "I'm not so sure". BASTARD! I had a pen in my pocket, my brain actually flashed me ripping it out and plunging it into his neck. Alas, I did not. Should have. :) Instead I had to sit there the rest of my shift with my plastered on *I love my crummy low paying retail job* smile, while really wanting to press my face in a pillow and cry for at least the next decade. The moral of the story. Those of you "tell it like it is" morons out there, SHUT THE FUCK UP! I mean it. Unless you are so incredibly drunk and or are a mental patient of some degree, close your mouth unless you REALLY have something important to say. This goes for you too Dr. Phil. I know you are all "tell it like it is" ..and some of your advice is well....actually good. However, I don't like you. Anyone who writes a diet book and is overweight themselves, should also shut the fuck up.

Well seems I've said my piece. In doing so have wasted some time procrastinating the overflowing laundry, which I must depart to do.